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Bestest Blogrolling

Added my little blog to the Bestest blog of all time site today. The biggest reason being that when I can’t sleep (quite frequently unless I take a couple of Melatonine) I like to browse through to see what other interesting blogs I can find.
Yes I know that I can use the ‘next blog’ on the navbar at the top but every time I do I find myself wading through blogs in all kinds of languages I cannot understand. Plus there are lots that hide the navbar which means I have to open my own again to start again and there seems to an awful lot that just open up advertisement site which really grinds my axe.
If I want to search for Viagra. I’m perfectly capable of typing it into a search engine myself thanks.

If only downside is that if I want to bookmark any of the blogs I have to open up the profile or one of the posts in a new window & then click ‘Home’ to get to the actual blog.
The upside is that there are some really cool blogs to check out and they are not all Blogger blogs.

Open this blog to check it out for yourselves.

Have you seen this man???

Face

Insomnia rages so I opened up a browser and scrolled through some sites using the Stumble Upon toolbar until I came across a face generator which kept me amused for a while.

You start with a blank canvas & add facial features from the huge variety to choose from. I tried to choose features that I like in a man and although the ‘tache & beard are a little too bushy I think he’s rather cute.

If you find him please let me know!!

Made with Flash Face

Billy Connolly’s Chain Letter

A friend emailed this to me:

BILLY CONNOLLY’S CHAIN LETTER

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send “his” email, £1000?

How stupid are we? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I’ll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.

Fuck ‘em!! If you’re going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I’ve seen all the “send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a penny from some omniscient being” forwards about 90 times. I don’t fucking care. Show a little intelligence and think about what you’re actually contributing to by sending out these forwards.

Chances are, it’s our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that’s threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it’s funny, send it on.
Don’t piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 pence per letter he’ll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

Billy Connolly

P.S: Send me 15 quid and then fuck off

Billy Connolly